Sunday 14 October 2018

Baby Discos...

Today I went to our first Mini Manouvres, so I thought it would be apposite to review the three different baby discos I have attended.  They seem to be a booming industry and justly so.

Firstly, two disclaimers: I used to host the discos for East Renfrewshire and the Mini Manouvres we attended wasn't in their usual venue but commissioned as part of The Spree (and may I also say how magnificent Paisley's The Spree is).

Let's start with East Renfrewshire Culture and Leisure.  Details about these, usually seasonal, discos can be found on the Eastwood Park Theatre website.  They take place either in the theatre or in the large community halls that are Carmichael Hall or Clarkston Halls.  The halls are huge and the capacity is limited so the children get a lot of room to run around but it also feels like they are rattling around.  These discos are more like a very old-fashioned children's party.  There are balloons and lots of games and songs including things like Sleeping Bunnies and Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes as well as Musical Bumps etc.  The toilet and baby change facilities are good and there is copious parking.  Overall, I feel this disco is best if you are attending with lots of friends.

New to the scene is Be Bop Bairns.  We attended this at Platform at the Arches, which is a fantastic, nostalgic venue.  There is a street food market in the first few arches and then the back two are closed off for private events.  So there was a great choice of very tasty food, which you can take in to the disco (also a bar and coffee vendor).  The furthest arch was used as a disco space and the first had face painting, crafts and soft play blocks.  There were lots of balloons but also a few naughty children popping them, which really scares Angus.  The DJ hosting was excellent, there were so many different games including a lot of singing along to Greatest Showman.  Angus thought the games were excellent and joined in, even though he didn't know any of the other children.  He especially enjoyed keeping the giant Wubble in the air with the other children.  There was definitely a community spirit.  This one is a little more grown up than East Ren's and I just loved the vibe.

Finally on to Mini Manouvres, this is usually held at SW3G, which I have never been to.  The commissioned event was in the Spiegeltent.  The USP of this disco is that it accommodates parents and their musical tastes too. 


Mr GFN and I are not so into the dance/house scene, so the middle third of the party (which is the longest disco of the three reviewed) didn't appeal so much, as it's music time for the grown ups.  I suspect in it's ordinary home, this is a big hit and there is a bit more drinking and dancing involved.  There were a few games at the start and end but this disco had the most alternative activities: soft play blocks, Duplo table, craft, bubbles, face painting.  If this was a 90s indie disco, we would be there every time.


If you have any questions, please comment below.  We love a baby disco and I think they'll continue to be part of our social lives for a long time.

Wednesday 3 October 2018

Almond Valley

Farm/park/activity centre places are invisible to you until you have children.  Then they pop up all over the place.  Almond Valley is one such of these and is a gem.  The USP is that it is a heritage centre with information about the history of farming and mining in the area, I have yet to look at anything about this!  

We have been twice, both sunny days in September.  The first visit was a Wednesday during term time and it didn't get busy at all.  We went more recently on Saturday and it still wasn't very busy.  There were very few children over the age of Primary 1; it is a haven for pre-schoolers.

It's not too expensive but they do ask for top-ups, for example a charge for the soft play, £1 per person to ride the train (a 20 minute trip)...


...and 50p per person for a tractor trailer ride.  



There is so much to do though.  Lots of little play areas like this one:


A couple of them are indoors but overall this is a dry day venue.  There are two areas to the centre.  The area nearest the reception has museum exhibits and most of the animals.  Walk around the field and you can get up close.



Around the Mill Pond there are smaller animals and more farmyard animals.


Some of our favourites are the pigmy goats...


...and Smokey the colossal pig.


Over the other side of a bridge is Charlesfield.  This has lots to try including trampolines, a bouncy pillow, indoor sandpit, more play areas, pedal karts...



...and round the back a few more animals and dry sledging.


There is so much to do that you can easily fill a whole day and it is suitable for both new walkers and older children.  There are two sets of toilets but none at Charlesfield, so it wouldn't be the best day out if you are toilet training but they are well equipped for baby changing.

The cafe is fairly reasonably priced and has a glorious selection of traybakes.

The whole centre is easy to get around with a buggy and doesn't get very muddy.

It is around a 45 minute drive from Glasgow.  If it was a bit closer I would consider an annual pass but I don't think we would make it four times a year.